Quick update. I called Shell to check my account and the money still has not been transferred. The lady went on to tell me that there is no way possible for them to transfer money from an old Texaco account to a current Shell account, contrary to what the last 10 people there have told me. She went on to say that she checked with a supervisor to make sure this information was correct, and the supervisor said that it was correct. I told her she was wrong, and I started to feel angry again, so I took a second, took a deep breath, and said "OK, whatever" and hung up.

I immediately called back and got another rep, explained the exact same scenario to the guy, and he told me that they had just gone through a migration of their "system", so they never received my fax, and that the fax number had changed. So now I have to get my bank to do a third "proof of payment" bank transmittal. He told me that once that transmittal gets keyed into the system, that yes, they could move the money into my current shell account, directly contradicting what the rotten cunt I got last time told me.

I am going to complete boycott Shell. Ever since they took over my Texaco stations, everything has just slid South, and spiraled into a massive bastion of shitlyness. These people could not locate their anus if it was attached to their fucking faces. So, forever, I will not step into a Shell station, unless there is some sort of seriously dire emergency that requires me to do so. Also, to make me feel better, once I get my money back from them I (if ever), I am going to give them the old $2.47 credit screw job. I will make certain that they owe me $2.47 for the rest of my life.