I think I had the worst dream ever invented a few days ago.

I dreamed that I had invented a new way to sleep that was totally kick ass. The new methodology was amazing, the best night's sleep ever, and you would wake up feeling 100% refreshed and re-energized for the next day. Part of the process of the new method though, was that if I was not doing it correctly, that I would wake myself up, and start over to insure that it went right. This is all well and good except that in the dream, I could not do it right.

The problem is that instead of my sleeping dreaming self waking up my sleeping dreaming self to start the process over, my dreaming self kept waking up my literal real self. This may sound confusing but basically, I kept waking up in real life, because that's what the dream told me to do, and I guess my mind got confused by this. Anyway, so I spent the whole night kinda locked in maybe 10% sleep state, so effectively I did not sleep at all the entire night because of the stupid dream. It was quite bizarre.

the next night I dreamed about a circus or some shit, so everything was back to normal.