Quick update - the plot thickens!

So I called Monday about my ticket, and of course they were closed... President's day. Yay, I salute you George Washington.

I called just now and they told me that the Texas DPS usually does not turn in their tickets for 3 weeks. THREE FUCKING WEEKS! Ok, ok, ok...the problem is that you have to do something about the ticket within 30 days, or all hell breaks lose! What the fuck? Are you kidding me? They fuck around for 3 weeks, but I have to do something about the ticket in less than 30 days?

I made a remark to the girl on the phone about that cutting it pretty close, and she agreed, and said it would be cutting it very close. She said the best I can do is to call back at the end of next week and see if they had my information yet.

When I asked about deferred disposition, she asked if I was over 25, and since I was, she said I would have to post a bond for $301 (The amount of the ticket was only $160 mind you.) then at the end of 90 days if I didn't have any further citations, it would magically disappear, as if a timid little leprechaun swiped it, stuck in his pouch, and made his way back over the rainbow.

I plan to wipe my dick all over the money before I give it to them, that was I will have the upper hand.