Woot! I am off to Vegas tomorrow morning at 8:30am. Jealous? of course you are. I will be doing 5 nights at the MGM grand. Got plenty of shows booked, except for Thursday, which of course, is NFL opening night. I will spend this evening at the sports book watching the game, and hopefully chugging free liquor. anyway, I will not be taking a computer of any sort, and I don't feel like trying to find out if I can blog through WAP, so fuck it, next post wont be until I'm back.

OK, so what the FUCK is milk. You squeeze it from a cows titty basically. Mammals produce milk from their teet to nurse their offspring. So why in the HOLY HELL would humans drink the milk from cows. Cows milk is for baby cows. I really cannot see much distinction between drinking this or drinking human milk. No, I mean milk from from some random lady's boobs. Ie, pumping lots of breast milk from women all over the world and bottling it for sale in every grocery store in the US. I bet the very thought repulses most people. When you put it into this perspective, it almost become sick and twisted, yet millions of people drink it every day. You cannot really make a case for calcium intake purposes, because you could get the same calcium from just about any mammal, of from synthetic sources. So again I ask, what the FUCK?

I suppose I should make a disclaimer stating that I think people should be free to do whatever the hell they damn well please, and I am by no means trying to be anti-milk. I simply want people to think about it.

I will footnote all of this by saying the reason I think about it in the first place, is because at a bachelor party at a strip club last night, my friend was telling me about a lactating stripper he once encountered that would squirt milk all over the place, and lick it off of herself. Is this really that bad? Would it be better if she poured "normal" cows milk on herself then licked it off? Short of meaning that she either was going to or recently had produced offspring, I think not.

Back in a week suckers!