It has been a while since I last posted about the Texaco Shell fiasco. Here has what has transpired since my last report. I called one day to check the status and got the run around, so I kept asking for a higher ranking manager. I eventually got to one lady who seemed to be in charge, and seemed to be willing to do whatever she could to help me out. The conversation ended with her promising that she would call me on Friday of the week I called in to let me know if they received the fax, or if I would need to fax it again. Friday, of course came and went, and this CUNT never called. If you are bored and want to talk to her, her name is Jamie and her employee number is "KYO0034". You can contact her at 8008392267.

Anyway, so I let it go for a few more weeks, all the while asking my bank to keep faxing the stupid proof of payment in to them. It started taking my bank several days to respond to my fax request, so I started sending them a new email every single day asking them to fax the damn thing to me instead of Shell so I can take matter into my own hands.

All the while I have been purposely boycotting Shell. If I can, I will never go there again in my entire life. Anyway, so today I am sitting at work and the fax from my bank finally came in! Now I have the proof of payment Shell needs. Now... NOW! the REAL MOTHER FUCKIN FUN CAN BEGIN.

I experimented a little while at work trying to streamline my operation. The plan? Simple. I am going to war fax Shell until I receive full satisfaction. I am going to automate the process of faxing this stupid fucking proof of payment to them 3 times a day, morning, noon, and night, until my case is resolved, and maybe even a little bit longer 8-).

I am having trouble getting my fax server at work to send the stupid thing to them, because it appears to be failing due to "special information tones", which are basically the three tones you hear when you dial a disconnected number. I know the number works because I can dial it manually, and a fax system answers. Tomorrow I am going to try a regular manual fax machine and see if it goes through.

That is where things are at right now. I guess I will update again in a few weeks, when Shell has accumulated nearly 65 faxes from me. Good times.