Friday, October 5, 2012

I am not all that sure I am ready for fall/winter this time. In the past, I know I may have said I am fully ready and that fall was potentially my favorite season, but with a new job, and a outlook on life in general, I truly maxed out my summer, and I am sad to see it go. More on that later. I will update you on my Spirit airlines expreience, because I know you are shitting your pants with anticipation.

Spirit airlines was... well.. normal. I did not notice much difference between Spirit and other airlines. If anything, I would state on the record that I think Spirit might be better than any other airlines.

They charge for carry-on bags. At the time of this writing, they have announced that carry-on bags will cost 100$ each way starting in less than 30 days. I say this is great, and a real asset to their business model.

I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY RIGHT NOW THAT YOU CAN BRING A "PERSONAL ITEM" WITH YOU for

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This includes a backpack. I travel with backpack. So it is free and easy to carry. They WANT you to not bring shit with you, or at the very least, pay for it ahead of time. Their goal being to have a smooth boarding process. My experience? Most people did not fuck around. They brought small shit with them, so no spending 15 minutes standing there waiting for the shithead with 19 large roller suitcases to cram all his shit into the overhead compartment.

People complain about legroom. Folks, this is a myth! The legroom appears to be the same. Again, if anything, I would declare MORE legroom on spirit than other airlines I have flown.

Snack/Drinks? Well, if your stupid fat retarded ass can't sit on a a plane for a couple of hours without stuffing your fucking pie hole full of peanuts or crackers or a Cola of your choice, or whatever, BRING YOUR OWN. But here is the deal. I am in the majority that cannot sit on a plane that long without stuffing my cake portal, so guess what? I brought my own. Also.... guess what? I bought it in the airport terminal. Also, also, guess what? IT FUCKING CSOSTS MORE IN THE TERMINAL THAN IT DOES ON THE PLANE!!!

In summary... Spirit Airlines? It was cheap, it was easy, I was comfortable. I don't see what all the hub-bub is about. There were no problems whatsoever. Bring yer fuckin snacks, bring a fucking drink, and shut the fuck up! I challenge you to find any other airline, ever, that will take you to boston for 28 bucks. YOU CAN'T!

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