Yeah, so I have not posted in a while. So what. I been busy. The summer is winding down. So, did I have the best summer ever? Did my summer kick ass? Depends on how you look at it.

When I was younger, like a small child, summer meant staying outside "playing" until 9 or 10 o'clock. Why wouldn't I? No repercussions, no consequence. So what if you don't wake up until 11:30 the next day. So I would stay outside and do whatever, and then go inside after dark and play games, and do stuff kids do, sometimes until the wee hours. It was magical and fantastic.

Then when I was a little older in my teenage years, alcohol and poon became top priority. So summers then consisted of those priorities, and not much else. Fortunately for the teenage American male, there are plenty of opportunities for both, so I spent the summer doing that kinda stuff. It was magical and fantastic.

So that brings me to adulthood. Adulthood is much different. If you stay out till the wee hours playing or having alcohol and poon, you get fired from your job eventually, and then not only can you not afford a nice house or fun toys and shit, but you also no longer have money for alcohol or poon! So you have to achieve some sort of balance. What is the cure? WEEKENDS!

So I made a strong effort to do something every weekend this entire summer, short of a couple that I needed for R&R, especially during the Great Cilantro Salmonella Adventure of 2009. I don't recall if I posted about that or not, but it was pretty good times. I particularly enjoyed the sonogram. Anyway, I went to see live music, and comedians, I drank a fuck ton of liquor, I spent shitloads of time with my friends, and of course, it was magical and fantastic.

So now its almost fall. I am not sure when fall officially starts, but who fucking cares, I think I have posted before how fall is my favorite season as an adult. So why not just transition right on into that bad boy by keeping up the tradition of striving to have fun on the weekends. So, what better way to make that transition then a trip to Las Vegas!!! NFL starts this weekend, and I plan to make a fortune betting on the games, and experiencing general drunken chaos. I cannot say for sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it will be.... magical and fantastic!!

Back on Tuesday, later bitches!!!!