Quick note to self for posterity: I saw Paul McCartney the other night at the new Cowboys Stadium. Paul was sounding quite good. A stark contrast to his last road show a few years back, when he sounded a bit frail. He is back to form. Is he the most popular musician ever? Maybe. Is he the most successful songwriter and musician ever? Without a doubt. Is he the most important musician ever? He might be, if such a category even exists. It was a good show.
Ok, so, I wanna slap the fucking shit out of people that use fake fucking curse words. If you say, for example, "Susan stole my frozen banana guacamole, and that's really effed up, so I am going to cut her effing toes off", everyone knows what you mean to say. Additionally, your intent is the same if you say 'effed' or 'fucked'. So who are you try to kid here? What are you doing? Plus, who gives a royal fuck turd if you said fuck or not. I can see no point whatsoever in ditching what you want to say for some pussy ass version of the exact same fucking thought.
I know what you might be thinking. "I don't want my kid running around saying fuck all the time, so I say 'ef' instead." So let me get this straight, does this mean you do want your child saying 'ef'? You want little Tommy to be on the playground and whip out a "Jeff got mad because I cut in front of him in the effing line for the slide, so he effing pushed me down in the sand."? It would seem like you would not want your child to say anything even remotely close to that, so that logic is right out. No one is using these fake curse words to protect their children.
So perhaps you are dumbing yourself down due to the mixed adult company you are in. I don't think I can buy this either. Do you go to a big meeting with clients or co-workers and say "The mother effing server is GD piece of S, so I can't get to my stupid effing calendar from my effing GD S-sucking A-effing blackberry!"? Of course not! And, if you do, everyone will think the exact same thoughts about you as if you said the real words. So you just aint doin that, so that too, is right out.
So what's left? you are hanging out with your friends and having a few beers and you say "GD, that C Nancy has some sweet effing Ts, I'd like to stick my D into her P, and then J all over her effing A." I doubt you are saying this in front of your buddies. In fact, if you said something as simple as "Don effing stole it", your friends are probably going to kick you in the balls for being a real dick shit.
Your intention is to use foul language. So do us all a favor and use it already! I mean, what are you, some kind of A-hole?
Twat.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Why does everyone have to be such a dick on the internet?
If you go look at practically any forum on the internet, or any article that has a comments section, there seems to be a 90%+ chance that within the first 5-10 replies, there will be someone being a "fucking dickhole". Why is that? Also, the degree of dicklyness varies from flat out blatant dickhood to the more subtle passive aggressive cockmaster.
Scenario 1:Q: I've installed a beta version of windows, and I cannot get my network settings to stick after a reboot, any ideas?A: You're a fucking idiot. Its a fucking beta, and you suck, what the fuck do you expect you dumb piece of shit?
Scenario 2:Q: I've installed a beta version of windows, and I cannot get my network settings to stick after a reboot, any ideas?A: What build do you have? I think that is a documented issue, why don't you just use Windows 95? You probably stole the beta version anyway.
Neither scenario is helpful in any way shape or form. In fact, in real life, if I came across the cockwad from scenario 1, I would probably be forced to thrash him royally. He has the internet equivalent of road rage, and should probably be put to sleep.
The theory? little big man syndrome, internet toughguy... call it whatever you want, but clearly these people just feel safe hiding in their houses and whatnot behind a LCD screen. I doubt very seriously that any of these dickweeds would be saying anything even remotely close to that if they were face to face with the person.
And really what is the point of being such a taint pudfucker? I guess that is the only way they can feel important or superior. I hate to bring up the old adage of 'if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything', but come on, really, what's going on here? Why would you go out of your way, and expend energy and effort, and waste your time for the sole purpose of being a rod. The internet has brought out the absolute worst in people, and is continuing to denigrate our society.
In case you are wondering, there is no precise situation that brought this up. I generally do not participate in forums, other than reading. Every once in a while, if I see a need, I will publish a how-to document, or some sort of photo documentation of something, to help people out. That generally will keep you safe from these chodes, because you are not asking for anything, and people generally appreciate the information. My issue stems from trying to locate anecdotal evidence of stuff, or see what sort of solutions other people have come up with for various problems. I believe that just about any problem you encounter these days, someone else has already run into, figured something out, and posted it somewhere. With all these fucksticks being mean for no reason, it is clogging up the works, and making me have to dig a lot deeper to find what I am looking for.
The moral of the story is that you should carry the same attitude and demeanor on the intercloud that you would as if you were face to face with people. If you cannot muster that type of effort, please just go ahead suicide at your earliest convenience.
If you go look at practically any forum on the internet, or any article that has a comments section, there seems to be a 90%+ chance that within the first 5-10 replies, there will be someone being a "fucking dickhole". Why is that? Also, the degree of dicklyness varies from flat out blatant dickhood to the more subtle passive aggressive cockmaster.
Scenario 1:Q: I've installed a beta version of windows, and I cannot get my network settings to stick after a reboot, any ideas?A: You're a fucking idiot. Its a fucking beta, and you suck, what the fuck do you expect you dumb piece of shit?
Scenario 2:Q: I've installed a beta version of windows, and I cannot get my network settings to stick after a reboot, any ideas?A: What build do you have? I think that is a documented issue, why don't you just use Windows 95? You probably stole the beta version anyway.
Neither scenario is helpful in any way shape or form. In fact, in real life, if I came across the cockwad from scenario 1, I would probably be forced to thrash him royally. He has the internet equivalent of road rage, and should probably be put to sleep.
The theory? little big man syndrome, internet toughguy... call it whatever you want, but clearly these people just feel safe hiding in their houses and whatnot behind a LCD screen. I doubt very seriously that any of these dickweeds would be saying anything even remotely close to that if they were face to face with the person.
And really what is the point of being such a taint pudfucker? I guess that is the only way they can feel important or superior. I hate to bring up the old adage of 'if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything', but come on, really, what's going on here? Why would you go out of your way, and expend energy and effort, and waste your time for the sole purpose of being a rod. The internet has brought out the absolute worst in people, and is continuing to denigrate our society.
In case you are wondering, there is no precise situation that brought this up. I generally do not participate in forums, other than reading. Every once in a while, if I see a need, I will publish a how-to document, or some sort of photo documentation of something, to help people out. That generally will keep you safe from these chodes, because you are not asking for anything, and people generally appreciate the information. My issue stems from trying to locate anecdotal evidence of stuff, or see what sort of solutions other people have come up with for various problems. I believe that just about any problem you encounter these days, someone else has already run into, figured something out, and posted it somewhere. With all these fucksticks being mean for no reason, it is clogging up the works, and making me have to dig a lot deeper to find what I am looking for.
The moral of the story is that you should carry the same attitude and demeanor on the intercloud that you would as if you were face to face with people. If you cannot muster that type of effort, please just go ahead suicide at your earliest convenience.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
A couple of things to ponder...
"we reserve the right to..." What the fuck? You see this disclaimer on all kinds of stuff. A lot of times it is in regards to changing the rules of a contest, or changing interest rates, or what not. There used to be signs everywhere that said "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone." Wow, so just saying that you reserve a right gives you the right to that right? I think not. That is the equivalent of a company calling "shotgun". It is retarded. Why stop at refusing service, or changing terms, why not reserve the right to kick someone in the face, or to cancel all customers after taking all their money because you fucking feel like it. Let me tell you something mother fucker, reserving rights means nothing. I doubt that kind of shit would ever hold up in a court these days just because it is in writing or you have a stupid sign.
"stinks to high heaven" really? where the hell does this come from? I know what it means obviously, but where would that kind of phrase originate from. A quick intercloud research effort produced no results. Only assumptions. assholes.
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I can cook food better than a restaurant. No doubt about it. Everything I cook is way better than a restaurant. Period. Why is that? I have sort of reached the conclusion that public restaurants have to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Everything has to be in a specific range of blandness so that no one dislikes it. But that lack of flavor is exactly what makes me not like it. Another reason could be that since they have to produce food en masse, they save money by buying in bulk, which limits their ingredient provider variety. Who knows.
I never really thought about this too much until I pretty much eliminated restaurants from my repertoire. Now, on the rare occasion that I visit a restaurant these days, I am surprised by the low quality of the food. Don't get me wrong here, I can still enjoy a restaurant and really like the food because it is tasty and delicious, but I can still produce a higher quality and better tasting version of just about anything, and for a very small fraction of the price. Screw you restaurant.
"we reserve the right to..." What the fuck? You see this disclaimer on all kinds of stuff. A lot of times it is in regards to changing the rules of a contest, or changing interest rates, or what not. There used to be signs everywhere that said "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone." Wow, so just saying that you reserve a right gives you the right to that right? I think not. That is the equivalent of a company calling "shotgun". It is retarded. Why stop at refusing service, or changing terms, why not reserve the right to kick someone in the face, or to cancel all customers after taking all their money because you fucking feel like it. Let me tell you something mother fucker, reserving rights means nothing. I doubt that kind of shit would ever hold up in a court these days just because it is in writing or you have a stupid sign.
"stinks to high heaven" really? where the hell does this come from? I know what it means obviously, but where would that kind of phrase originate from. A quick intercloud research effort produced no results. Only assumptions. assholes.
...
I can cook food better than a restaurant. No doubt about it. Everything I cook is way better than a restaurant. Period. Why is that? I have sort of reached the conclusion that public restaurants have to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Everything has to be in a specific range of blandness so that no one dislikes it. But that lack of flavor is exactly what makes me not like it. Another reason could be that since they have to produce food en masse, they save money by buying in bulk, which limits their ingredient provider variety. Who knows.
I never really thought about this too much until I pretty much eliminated restaurants from my repertoire. Now, on the rare occasion that I visit a restaurant these days, I am surprised by the low quality of the food. Don't get me wrong here, I can still enjoy a restaurant and really like the food because it is tasty and delicious, but I can still produce a higher quality and better tasting version of just about anything, and for a very small fraction of the price. Screw you restaurant.
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